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Crapvertising online

Is your company boring? Does your website say nothing with a lot of words? Then crapvertising is for you, bad language sells because it's dirty. You don't care about the mood of your customer, you just want to sell products already!
Why say "my product is so good bla bla..." if you can describe how much ur competition sawks!! And even have it done for you! Get with the program or to be a moron! Yes, your company homepage is that boring. Have you no pride?

The money goes to my egold account 2928023

If you don't understand it's ok.