I find adressing a computer in ascii uterly stupid. Just as stupid as adressing a human in binary.
11010101010111010111110110101010101010101101
HTML marup is just a pile of random tags invented by brainless people.
<braindead>
To have a computer read us english may or may not be a pipe dream. More eficient it will never be.
bla bla bla gaby has gone nuts again lets ingore him.
In typical software A thing is true or false. This use to get done with a flag that had 2 option "0" or "1"
Now we have:
I remember humans did morse code meaning they can blody well understand a string like this.
01110100011100100111010101100101
You can see this is exesive data for something that has 2 options. The options here are 32x32 not 2.
http://www.kerryr.net/pioneers/ascii2.htm
The first digit isn't even used!
Each simple line break
<br>
turns into 4 massive strings! The way I've written it here so that you can see the code means I have to use 10 whole strings of 80 pixles to create this monster <br> on a scale of 80 times 80 pixles there are 6400 options! Thats one huge alphabet we use here! What nutcases made this! The exotic ">" and "<" got replaced by & and ; wich are (you havn't guessed it) exotic caracter! Here the rendering engine just replaces the parts of the text withouth the use of any tags. It doesn't really know where the text in the html is and what needs to be re-parsed back to their original state. So for javascript they can be "escaped" into their ascii eqivalent replacing each ; and each & with 3 new strings. hahahaha We had 4 of them in <br> as <br> making it look something like th:
%26%6C%74%3B%62%72%26%67%74%3B%20
Thats 40 strings of 8 bits good for 320 bits with 102400 options!!! Wich one of this 0.1 million different instructions is my line break?
Unicode anyone?
&lt;br&gt; 
HAHAHAHAHA
Another great example is HTML parsed in rss being bigger in stead of shorter as the original content.
Retro
Shit
Syndciation!
We probably wont ever unescape from this text for+mating.
I should probably continue about php and sql to make it more funny but I don't want to backup or lose this posting. Maybe I will even spell check it some day. hahaha
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I find adressing a computer in ascii uterly stupid. Just as stupid as adressing a human in binary. <br />
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11010101010111010111110110101010101010101101<br />
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HTML marup is just a pile of random tags invented by brainless people. <br />
<br />
<braindead><br />
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To have a computer read us english may or may not be a pipe dream. More eficient it will never be. <br />
<br />
<em>bla bla bla gaby has gone nuts again lets ingore him.<br />
</em> In typical software A thing is true or false. This use to get done with a flag that had 2 option "0" or "1"<br />
<br />
Now we have:<br />
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<table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>t</td><td>116</td><td>01110100</td></tr></tbody></table><table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>r</td><td>114</td><td>01110010</td></tr></tbody></table><table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>u</td><td>117</td><td>01110101</td></tr></tbody></table><table cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>e</td><td>101</td><td>01100101</td></tr></tbody></table> I remember humans did morse code meaning they can blody well understand a string like this.<br />
<br />
01110100011100100111010101100101<br />
<br />
You can see this is exesive data for something that has 2 options. The options here are 32x32 not 2.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.kerryr.net/pioneers/ascii2.htm">http://www.kerryr.net/pioneers/ascii2.htm</a><br />
<br />
The first digit isn't even used! <br />
<br />
Each simple line break<br />
<br />
<br><br />
<br />
turns into 4 massive strings! The way I've written it here so that you can see the code means I have to use 10 whole strings of 80 pixles to create this monster &lt;br&gt; on a scale of 80 times 80 pixles there are 6400 options! Thats one huge alphabet we use here! What nutcases made this! The exotic ">" and "<" got replaced by & and ; wich are (you havn't guessed it) exotic caracter! Here the rendering engine just replaces the parts of the text withouth the use of any tags. It doesn't really know where the text in the html is and what needs to be re-parsed back to their original state. So for javascript they can be "escaped" into their ascii eqivalent replacing each ; and each & with 3 new strings. hahahaha We had 4 of them in <br> as &lt;br&gt; making it look something like th:<br />
<br />
%26%6C%74%3B%62%72%26%67%74%3B%20<br />
<br />
Thats 40 strings of 8 bits good for 320 bits with 102400 options!!! Wich one of this 0.1 million different instructions is my line break?<br />
<br />
Unicode anyone? <br />
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&#38;&#108;&#116;&#59;&#98;&#114;&#38;&#103;&#116;&#59;&#32; <br />
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HAHAHAHAHA<br />
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Another great example is HTML parsed in rss being bigger in stead of shorter as the original content.<br />
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<strong>R</strong>etro <strong>S</strong>hit <strong>S</strong>yndciation!<br />
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We probably wont ever unescape from this text for+mating. <br />
<br />
I should probably continue about php and sql to make it more funny but I don't want to backup or lose this posting. Maybe I will even spell check it some day. hahaha<br />
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