Pull god's leg
I can say George Bush is an asshole but I'm not allowed to say this about the pope. A little hate-speech against Islam is technically good for many years of imprisonment BY LAW.
But behold!
I've just discovered that a search for "god" turns up lots of advertisement that anyone can click into google. Yes my fellow worshipers of greater good! God can be deflated into google by hand! Isn't that an amazing discovery? Click fraud isn't illegal. :-)At least Google doesn't want to nuke anyone? Let them hold the money for the lord. Google shall bring us forward.
I'd better shut up now before they kill or prison me.